Nevada is a great place to...
...FUCK,
outside.
It is unlikely you will get bug bites and there is great weather here year-round.
I found this info on the Net from Respectable Source and I couldn't help but giggle. I had never quite thought of this great state in such a way. Respectable Source always fills me in.:)
Now all I can think about is taking Hubby on an adventure in the park across the street or on some red rocks before we move across the country. There are bugs where we are going, lots of them. That is too bad, especially now that I am armed with some new info, thus creating some new fantasies. Thanks a lot Respectable Source!
Hmmm...I am a little rusty at the moment and fantasizing often as I have had "medical issues" in the last month. Doc says no to any action "down there" for at least another week. Holy crap this is getting ruff! I can't even open The Drawer.
Ha, The Drawer! A few years ago, my girlfriends and I had a PartyGals party for a friend before she got married. We stocked her drawer quite well with many things that required lots of batteries and attachments too. A few months after the wedding we asked her if she was getting use out of The Drawer. Thankfully she had put our money to good use and was enjoying it, so was her partner. In fact she was enjoying it so much that she ran out of room and required Two Drawers! Bitch!
Well my friend I will call Suburban Mom and I got jealous, real jealous. So about a year ago, Suburban Mom and I went to another PartyGals party and added to our own Drawers. We decided it was important to explore this part of being a woman. We promised each other that The Drawer would not become some sort of addiction and cause us problems with our Hubbys', our jobs, or other responsibilities. We made this promise because we both remembered what happened to Charlotte on Sex and the City. Do you remember that? The girls had to do an intervention. Charlotte wasn't going out. She was staying home with The Rabbit. It met all her needs.:)
Anyway, I am out of commission for at least another week. Sexually frustrated? Absolutely! I am happily waiting for an opportunity to present itself. Hubby will be home often in July...GOOD and when he is not...I always have The Drawer!
outside.
It is unlikely you will get bug bites and there is great weather here year-round.
I found this info on the Net from Respectable Source and I couldn't help but giggle. I had never quite thought of this great state in such a way. Respectable Source always fills me in.:)
Now all I can think about is taking Hubby on an adventure in the park across the street or on some red rocks before we move across the country. There are bugs where we are going, lots of them. That is too bad, especially now that I am armed with some new info, thus creating some new fantasies. Thanks a lot Respectable Source!
Hmmm...I am a little rusty at the moment and fantasizing often as I have had "medical issues" in the last month. Doc says no to any action "down there" for at least another week. Holy crap this is getting ruff! I can't even open The Drawer.
Ha, The Drawer! A few years ago, my girlfriends and I had a PartyGals party for a friend before she got married. We stocked her drawer quite well with many things that required lots of batteries and attachments too. A few months after the wedding we asked her if she was getting use out of The Drawer. Thankfully she had put our money to good use and was enjoying it, so was her partner. In fact she was enjoying it so much that she ran out of room and required Two Drawers! Bitch!
Well my friend I will call Suburban Mom and I got jealous, real jealous. So about a year ago, Suburban Mom and I went to another PartyGals party and added to our own Drawers. We decided it was important to explore this part of being a woman. We promised each other that The Drawer would not become some sort of addiction and cause us problems with our Hubbys', our jobs, or other responsibilities. We made this promise because we both remembered what happened to Charlotte on Sex and the City. Do you remember that? The girls had to do an intervention. Charlotte wasn't going out. She was staying home with The Rabbit. It met all her needs.:)
Anyway, I am out of commission for at least another week. Sexually frustrated? Absolutely! I am happily waiting for an opportunity to present itself. Hubby will be home often in July...GOOD and when he is not...I always have The Drawer!
posted by Vegas Showgirl at 6:02 PM
1 Comments:
Yeah the rabbit!
Even though I'm not a woman.
Yeah the drawer!!
Even though I now know what
I need to get you for
Christmas. (Do you want big
and scary? Or would you
rather something reasonable?
[Since when do you settle
for reasonable?])
Yeah fucking outside in Nevada!!!
Even if I'm not such a
"Respectable Source". Don't
have to be, I'm a
professional.
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