The POWER of female sex and other thoughts

Are you ready to take the Iron Hymen Abstinence-only Pledge?

I, [SpyCgirl], hereby pledge:
1. To never let grubby boys touch me – unless it's just fun innocent stuff like tripping me and pulling my hair. (But only the hair on my head!)
2. To never wear trampy stuff like shorts or t-shirts or open-toed shoes, which basically tell horny perverts that I'm a major tramp who's just asking for it.
3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.
4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

Find out more info about "Iron Hymen" at www.ironhymen.com.

I heard if you send Pres. Bush a letter stating you waited until marriage, you get a postcard that congratulates you!
Word.
Shit, does this mean I have to get rid of my fuck-me heels?
Those hot looking pointy toed boots.
Those boots make me feel POWERFUL!
Oh, that's right I'm married.
:)
That means Hubby is allowed to VIOLATE my hoo hoo regularly.
He's my hoo hoo lover!
Hmmm...Maybe I shouldn't have worn white.



Other Thoughts...

Motherfucker!
Suck my Wenis!
Love,
******

So take that. You would imagine this is something annoyed strangers might say to each other in a nightclub. Okay, so maybe they are pissed off strangers. Really pissed off! WRONG! It happened in my classroom today. Ahh...you thought little monkeys were cute and innocent. Did I burst your bubble? I promise most of the time they are cute and about 75% of the time they are innocent! HeHe.