Not So Secret Crush
Okay so I am going to just say it.
I have a crush on Clinton from What Not To Wear.
I can't help but think he is cute and smart and did I mention cute?
He strikes me as the kind of boyfriend who would take me shopping for Manolos on a date.
We would get massages and facials together every Sunday.
He might seduce me with words like Prada, Jimmy Choo, Tahari, Dior, Chanel, you get the fucking picture.
I think I could get wet if he said those words.
Ewww...I think I need to change my underwear, right now!
A few weeks ago I told Hubby my secret.
You know what that shit said to me?
SpyCgirl, if you make him your boyfriend you are going to have to take it in the ass.
Do you think Clinton spoons after sex?
Do you really think he is gay?
I have gaydar.
Don't fucking tell me I don't.
Call it intuition, Dytz shut up I was only wrong like, one time.
I see dead people too.
Okay not really, but that would be a cool new hobby.
I am thinking Clinton is a metrosexual.
I wonder if he is good in bed.
Yummy.:)
I have a crush on Clinton from What Not To Wear.
I can't help but think he is cute and smart and did I mention cute?
He strikes me as the kind of boyfriend who would take me shopping for Manolos on a date.
We would get massages and facials together every Sunday.
He might seduce me with words like Prada, Jimmy Choo, Tahari, Dior, Chanel, you get the fucking picture.
I think I could get wet if he said those words.
Ewww...I think I need to change my underwear, right now!
A few weeks ago I told Hubby my secret.
You know what that shit said to me?
SpyCgirl, if you make him your boyfriend you are going to have to take it in the ass.
Do you think Clinton spoons after sex?
Do you really think he is gay?
I have gaydar.
Don't fucking tell me I don't.
Call it intuition, Dytz shut up I was only wrong like, one time.
I see dead people too.
Okay not really, but that would be a cool new hobby.
I am thinking Clinton is a metrosexual.
I wonder if he is good in bed.
Yummy.:)
posted by Vegas Showgirl at 8:54 PM
3 Comments:
Whatever.... I remember not that comment, however, I am a proud metrosexual and can spew those names off quicker than Clinton could climax on a two-for-one deal. I am the ultimate personal shopper. I've got style, and I'll fuck you the wait you want to be fucked. And I am sure Clinton couldn't hold a candle to my tongue.
QQ stop showing off. I think you were half listening and half speaking as the comment or something like it came out! Bitch!
Oh and put your tongue back in your mouth
what do you mean, "that one time", I can count the digits on all five appendages how many times you were wrong...
:)
But who's really counting? Not me! Never. No how. Nada. Uh uh, I would never do that. Be that trivial? How could you even think of such a thing from me. Well, I never!
I can think of at least 6 times without even trying. In the past year.
I'll name them if you want. [smirk]
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