Mean Girls
Did you ever see that movie?
It's true!
Girls ARE really that mean.
So two nights ago SofaKitty and I chatted in the car while QQ drove us to Nordstrom Rack for shoe shopping. Since it was a long drive across town we had plenty of time to chat about stuff,
you know,
girl stuff!
She asked me for my opinion about a little predicament she got into.
(After all I am the authority and should be asked for advice. I have a Master's in counseling. (That means I know it all.))
Her friend included her in an email confirming a dinner date with a group.
Hmmm...WTF
(That's what I was thinking.)
The only problem was that she wasn't included in the first email.
So SofaKitty and I went round and round about what to do.
Finally QQ interrupted us.
WTF!!! It was apparent he thought we were being nutty.
I reminded him social norms for guys don't apply to girls.
We are definetly our own breed and much more manipulative!
(Boys just beat eachother up and slap eachother's asses. Girls spread rumors about you and make you so miserable you want to kill yourself. Remember, junior high school? Does rehashing that shit make you think you need a drink? alcoholic!)
Why can't you just be upfront and find out what happened? QQ asked.
Honey, we are girls! Girls are mean and rotten!
Don't assume anything.
Girls don't just ask.
That is too forward.
So are you wondering what happened?
SofaKitty emailed her and played dumb about the whole thing.
Guess what, they say they didn't have her new email.
Oh...okay, I guess I am paranoid!
Enjoy your dinner SofaKitty.
Have a drink!
It's true!
Girls ARE really that mean.
So two nights ago SofaKitty and I chatted in the car while QQ drove us to Nordstrom Rack for shoe shopping. Since it was a long drive across town we had plenty of time to chat about stuff,
you know,
girl stuff!
She asked me for my opinion about a little predicament she got into.
(After all I am the authority and should be asked for advice. I have a Master's in counseling. (That means I know it all.))
Her friend included her in an email confirming a dinner date with a group.
Hmmm...WTF
(That's what I was thinking.)
The only problem was that she wasn't included in the first email.
So SofaKitty and I went round and round about what to do.
Finally QQ interrupted us.
WTF!!! It was apparent he thought we were being nutty.
I reminded him social norms for guys don't apply to girls.
We are definetly our own breed and much more manipulative!
(Boys just beat eachother up and slap eachother's asses. Girls spread rumors about you and make you so miserable you want to kill yourself. Remember, junior high school? Does rehashing that shit make you think you need a drink? alcoholic!)
Why can't you just be upfront and find out what happened? QQ asked.
Honey, we are girls! Girls are mean and rotten!
Don't assume anything.
Girls don't just ask.
That is too forward.
So are you wondering what happened?
SofaKitty emailed her and played dumb about the whole thing.
Guess what, they say they didn't have her new email.
Oh...okay, I guess I am paranoid!
Enjoy your dinner SofaKitty.
Have a drink!
posted by Vegas Showgirl at 8:16 PM
3 Comments:
I can't have a drink, they're all mormons or CC.
See... the boys know what to do. Women spend so much time scheming and trying to figure out the hidden meaning of what are otherwise honest mistakes. Yes, women are too complicated for me. However, I fully understand women are hard wired to be this way so it isn't entirely their fault. But they can certainly benefit from the boys no-nonsense, don't beat around the bush attitude.
Yeah, well at least we aren't the ones with black eyes (usually).
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