Ramblings and Advice from a SpyCgirl
Jesus, I am up late AGAIN.
I need to be up early, but whatever.
I will have to suffer tomorrow.
I will not be grouchy! I will not be grouchy! I will not be...oh fuck it...I might be grouchy tomorrow.
Today was another easy vacation day. We saw a movie (Memoirs of a Geisha) and ate a fab dinner (thanks Hubby) with friends. Our friend's mother arrived from Paris and she came bearing gifts. How sweet and oh so thougthful! I now have a French shawl that is absolutely beautiful and authentic. Lucky me. I am thankful and I can't wait to wear it.:)
Other thoughts...
I am proud to say I possess a big attitude problem.
It seems to get bigger each year, but many of you knew that already.
As the year comes to a close I feel the need to cleanse myself and confess my sins.
Hmmm....
OR NOT!
Are they really sins or are they just impulsive thoughts and experiences?
I guess that depends on whether you are a Christian or an atheist.
I am an atheist.
They are just impulsive thoughts and experiences.
Shit, ADHD moment...back to my original point...
I have several thoughts I have pondered and I need a place to vent, so here goes.
For starters, THEY are everywhere! You KNOW who I am talking about, don't you? It's those damned right winged freaks. At breakfast this morning, we picked up a local community newspaper I will refer to as TOILET PAPER or TP! The people writing in this paper are fucking crazy! They refer to liberals as cookie cutters and secular which is exactly what they are and what liberals are trying to prevent. FUCKING HACKS! They claim we won the war in Vietnam. They dedicated their entire front page to the "War on Christmas." Last I checked they and GOP TV declared the so-called War on Christmas. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING FUCKWITS! I HOPE HILLARY RUNS AND WINS IN 2008! TAKE THAT AND SMOKE IT IN YOUR PIPES!
Onto next topic: BABIES
I have reached an age in my life when many think that since I am married it is time for me to BREED!
Oh, Jesus,
I feel no need to incubate a parasite for nine months and then pop it out.
I have considered that I MAY one day breed, but I don't know I can be rather selfish for all the right reasons.
Until then...
Consider some advice from a SpyCgirl!
1.Remind people not to wear fur. If you see it on others, do the animals a favor and kindly tell your peps their coat is bleeding!
2.When others ask why you aren't prego or already with child, fill them in...you've been vaccinated!
3.If you have nothing nice to say, consider sitting next to a SpyCgirl, I mean sit on a SpyCgirl's lap (yes, she is probably looking for some action). Maybe you will end up being BFF (you know, Best Friends Forever)!
*Please note I have added "The 411 on SpyCgirl" to the sidebar because I know you are all DYING to know more about me!
Happy Friday!
I need to be up early, but whatever.
I will have to suffer tomorrow.
I will not be grouchy! I will not be grouchy! I will not be...oh fuck it...I might be grouchy tomorrow.
Today was another easy vacation day. We saw a movie (Memoirs of a Geisha) and ate a fab dinner (thanks Hubby) with friends. Our friend's mother arrived from Paris and she came bearing gifts. How sweet and oh so thougthful! I now have a French shawl that is absolutely beautiful and authentic. Lucky me. I am thankful and I can't wait to wear it.:)
Other thoughts...
I am proud to say I possess a big attitude problem.
It seems to get bigger each year, but many of you knew that already.
As the year comes to a close I feel the need to cleanse myself and confess my sins.
Hmmm....
OR NOT!
Are they really sins or are they just impulsive thoughts and experiences?
I guess that depends on whether you are a Christian or an atheist.
I am an atheist.
They are just impulsive thoughts and experiences.
Shit, ADHD moment...back to my original point...
I have several thoughts I have pondered and I need a place to vent, so here goes.
For starters, THEY are everywhere! You KNOW who I am talking about, don't you? It's those damned right winged freaks. At breakfast this morning, we picked up a local community newspaper I will refer to as TOILET PAPER or TP! The people writing in this paper are fucking crazy! They refer to liberals as cookie cutters and secular which is exactly what they are and what liberals are trying to prevent. FUCKING HACKS! They claim we won the war in Vietnam. They dedicated their entire front page to the "War on Christmas." Last I checked they and GOP TV declared the so-called War on Christmas. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING FUCKWITS! I HOPE HILLARY RUNS AND WINS IN 2008! TAKE THAT AND SMOKE IT IN YOUR PIPES!
Onto next topic: BABIES
I have reached an age in my life when many think that since I am married it is time for me to BREED!
Oh, Jesus,
I feel no need to incubate a parasite for nine months and then pop it out.
I have considered that I MAY one day breed, but I don't know I can be rather selfish for all the right reasons.
Until then...
Consider some advice from a SpyCgirl!
1.Remind people not to wear fur. If you see it on others, do the animals a favor and kindly tell your peps their coat is bleeding!
2.When others ask why you aren't prego or already with child, fill them in...you've been vaccinated!
3.If you have nothing nice to say, consider sitting next to a SpyCgirl, I mean sit on a SpyCgirl's lap (yes, she is probably looking for some action). Maybe you will end up being BFF (you know, Best Friends Forever)!
*Please note I have added "The 411 on SpyCgirl" to the sidebar because I know you are all DYING to know more about me!
Happy Friday!
posted by Vegas Showgirl at 2:05 AM
1 Comments:
You certainly do have an attitude, little miss thang. It's cool tho, keep it up. We need many more people in the world that aren't afraid to say, "Kiss my Cookies!", or some such business.
Hey man, about the breeding thing, don't blame you. Remember, this seems to be how it works, atleast with the parents i know: "Hello children! Goodbye life!
Kids are cute, when they're someone elses. I mean, as an uncle and a guy with friends who are married w/ children, I can say I like kids, but I also like that I can leave when they get too annoying.
=O)
Seems like you had more luck in the relationship deal than I, and I applaud thee. I am dressed up, and ready to spend my night out on the town, and thinking about talking to cute girls, but being too shy. =o) It's been a while since i was divorced, and time i headed out there.
Psst.. Send me a birthday blog on Jan 8th, and send one to David Bowie, Elvis, and Stephen Hawking.
I'll be 27! Woo hoo.. Talk at you later
-Populys
Post a Comment
<< Home